Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.Ģ in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)Īnd finally.One of my personal favorites:ĮxampleBeing at work is so fun.Hope a few of those mad you laugh.or dry.or barf.Mind fuck pron comic. Two in the sponge, and one where you plunge. Two in her vaginal opening, one where it needs soaping. Two where it's moot, and one where she'll shoot. Two where you should, one where you could. Two where you fark her, one where it's darker. Two where she spits, one where she shits. Two where she peeces, one where she feces. Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates.
Two where she humps, one where she dumps. Two where she hits it, one where she shits it. Two where she catches cocks, one in her fartbox. Two where they're born, one where there's corn. Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows. Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from. Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary. Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate. Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb. Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum (medical terminology) Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter. Two in the pink, sir, one in the sphincter Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean. Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole. Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye. Two in the main floor, one in the out door. Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo. Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket. Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye. Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole. Two in the good time, one up the shit line. Two in the g-spot, one in the balloon knot Two in the fast lane, one past the shit stain. Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer. Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's. Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter. Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher. Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot. Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits. Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole. Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway. Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve. Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker. The Willy J Munchright (Named after a famous Australian) "This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine foxĬhecking her fever, with two in the beaver But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my !!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. "After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. "Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.Įxample"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink two in the grass one in the ass two in the slut one in the butt two in the koot, one in the boot goin to town with one in the brown and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the " deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger).